Big Pharma to the rescue: Ask your doctor about Pfivermectin*
For people wondering when this pandemic will end, the fastest way out is with drugs we already have, but they are too cheap. Luckily Big Pharma is here to save the day. Who knows when an extra methyl...
View ArticleCDC Cautions Against Taking The Red Pill
ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has cautioned Americans against taking the red pill, as it can lead to severe side effects such as “realizing the truth about the way our society is manipulated by the elites” and...
View ArticleInfrastructure Bill Includes Capitol Building Expansion To Hold All The...
Satire: Infrastructure Bill Includes Capitol Building Expansion To Hold All The Pfizer Lobbyists Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—Senate leaders revealed today that Biden’s “Build Back Better”...
View Article“Let’s Go Brandon” threatens to Redpill the USA
It’s the laughter that gives it away. The power of the phrase Lets Go Brandon is that it’s a coded message. In an unguarded moment it reveals how many people in the room get the joke. In a safe way,...
View ArticleU.S. Military Switches To Swords And Bows To Meet Carbon Neutral Goals
The most surprising thing about the Brandon government is that it hasn’t done this before the Babylon Bee. … “We have a deadly enemy out there,” announced General “Sparkles” McKenzie, “and it’s...
View ArticleSend some global warming to Canada
From Canadian Friends: Hilarious! Way more fun than the “climate emergency “. pic.twitter.com/g0qY6LnmzG — Patrick Moore (@EcoSenseNow) January 7, 2022 … And since it’s the weekend. For fun. Imagine...
View ArticleStop That Now! Climate change helps aggressive mangrove forests build bigger...
The oceans were supposed to be swallowing up the islands Climate change has unleashed rampant growth in mangrove forests. The trees are capturing coral detritus in large sand drifts, and locking it...
View ArticleThe Atlantic warns that Nuclear War is a climate problem (and you thought...
Just in case people were thinking a few nuclear bombs don’t matter: “…even a relatively “minor” exchange of nuclear weapons would wreck the planet’s climate in enormous and long-lasting ways.” Despite...
View ArticleA great moment in Gender Science
The same people that tell us to “Follow The Science” on climate change can’t predict what a woman is. Or if they can, they’re too afraid to say so. It’s not science, it’s just bullies at work. 9.5 out...
View ArticleThe latest from the frontlines of US Culture
It’s a bad moment in Civilization but it’s a great day in parody and satire I wish we all could leave California now The Wikipedia page “California Exodus“shows that in the last decade there has been a...
View ArticleCorals covered the Australian desert once – maybe they’ll grow back if we...
by Jo Nova The remnants of a long gone coral reef are not in the water here, but on top of the cliff. This is what real climate change looks like:* The whole coral reef is now 100 m out of the water |...
View ArticleHuge Elephant dies suddenly. We don’t know why but we know it wasn’t *that*
By The Babylon Bee. Experts Say They Don’t Know What Thing Is Causing Everyone To Suddenly Collapse, But It’s Definitely Not That One Thing. “It’s too early to say what could be causing this, but it’s...
View ArticlePfizer Pleased To Announce Their New Vaccine 90% Effective Against New Virus...
After the blockbuster revelations, the Babylon Bee right onto it: NEW YORK, NY — Pfizer Inc. dropped their new COVID variant and accompanying vaccine Thursday at midnight, much to the delight of CDC...
View Article2 + 2 = 5 and you are a racist if you don’t think that adds up
By Jo Nova It’s a song for the times by Hi-Rez – the rapper: 2+2=5 . There really are professors explaining that maths proficiency is white supremacy. Guest starring Robert Malone and JP Sears 2 + 2 =...
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